Q. Did you hear what the the FBI found in Monica Lewinsky's dress?A: A wad of Bill's.

Dear Mr. Starr:The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.Apologies,The FBI

Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she's pregnant. Hillary storms out of the office and calls Bill."You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?"After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"

Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom, when Hillary wakes and starts shaking Bill.
Bill groggily opens his eyes and says, "Honey, it's 3am. What do you want?"
"I have to go use the bathroom," Hillary replies.
Bill blinks. "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom."
"No," Hillary says, "I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."

For those eight years Clinton was the president, it was like we had that really cool substitute teacher.

There's only two white men that black people love: Bill Clinton and Bob Barker.

Clinton's whacked man. This guy's dangerous. He's the kind of guy that could say to a woman and get away with it, 'You know, if you'd only take your clothes off, and let me see you naked, there would be no more racism.'

I performed at a Democratic fundraiser in Miami Beach about two and a half years ago, and I performed for Bill Clinton. I did stand-up comedy for him as well.

Q: Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?A: To keep his ankles warm.

Q: Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Republican in the next election?A: Because the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.